a queef is a wish your heart makes.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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