hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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