im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
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