We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I just found puke in my bra..
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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