i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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