Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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