what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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