Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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