Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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