He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
