I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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