Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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