More tranny stories later!
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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