I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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