The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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