You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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