talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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