Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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