Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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