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what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
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I need you to use more vowels.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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