the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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