I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
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