Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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