it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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