Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Randomize
