Bisexual people are plain selfish.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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