And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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