return my video game
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It's just like the Real World with babies
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
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