I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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