It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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