I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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