But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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