I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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