She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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