i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
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