i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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