i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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