did you get engaged???
He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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