belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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