Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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