she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
