the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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