I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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