Porn is love you can see.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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