dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
be right there i have to get my cape
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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