Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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