I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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