We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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