Me. At least after what I've been through.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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