Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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