Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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