so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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