nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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